omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg 

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screwsociety:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

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superlockthetardis:

can we talk about the way the letter g is written on computer fonts

if i ever try to write that on paper it looks so weird

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

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